love dress

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by AngelKisses (An angel with no Halo) on Friday, 16-Mar-2007 20:21:08

A woman goes over to her married son's house and walks in to find her daughter-in-law sitting in a chair, entirely nude. The mother-in-law says, "What the
hell are you doing?"

"I'm wearing my love dress," responds the daughter-in-law, "We haven't made love in a long time."

So the mother-in-law says, "Hm, maybe I should try that."

She goes home to find her husband is not in, so she gets undressed. Two hours go by and finally she hears her husband's car. He walks in the front door
and says, "What the fuck are you doing?"

"I'm wearing my love dress," says the wife.

"Well," responds the husband, "it needs to be ironed."

Post 2 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 16-Mar-2007 20:33:46

LOLOL

Post 3 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Saturday, 17-Mar-2007 7:21:08

hahaha

Post 4 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Saturday, 17-Mar-2007 11:20:15

rofl! How mean! lol

Post 5 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Monday, 26-Mar-2007 0:13:02

That's pretty bad. but lol anyway. *smiles*

Post 6 by forereel (Just posting.) on Monday, 26-Mar-2007 3:29:13

Yeah bad but made me chuckle.